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Non-Performing Performance Art

In August at Scotland's Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the Sweet Productions company staged "Sweet FA," a "play" in which the audience take their seats, but then absolutely nothing happens on stage for the next hour, and then the house lights come back on, and any remaining patrons leave.

 
 
Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. 
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will 
react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" 
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
 
Paper Shredder

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. 
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it 
into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

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